After: "I am the Captain of the Pinafore," from HMS Pinafore by Gilbert and Sullivan
I am the captain of the Scorpio
(And we're sad to say that we're his crew.)
I'm very very stern and they've quickly come to learn
That whatever I say, they do.
(Yes, he's very very stern, and we've quickly come to learn
That whatever he says we do.)
I've been branded as insane
And emotionally in pain
'Cause I kill without pi-tee.
But no matter what they say
I shall ne'er again betray
Any true humani-tee
(What never?)
No, never
(What never?)
Well .. hardly ever