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I am the Leader of the Scorpio

by Chris Blenkarn

After: "I am the Captain of the Pinafore," from HMS Pinafore by Gilbert and Sullivan




Avon
I am the leader of the Scorpio

All
And a ruthless leader too.

Avon
Though my manners are refined
I'm to vengefulness inKlyned
As Shrinker will confirm to you.

All
Though his manners are refined
He's to vengefulness inKlyned
As Shrinker will confirm to you.

Avon
Much torture I'll go through
To locate Bartholomew
My resolve it is supreme
When my scheme comes to fruition
I shall cut off the transmission
And I'll never give a single scream.

All
What, never?

Avon
No, never.

All
What, never?

Avon
Well, hardly ever.

All
He'll never give a single scream
So give three cheers and a cheerio
For the stubborn leader of the Scorpio (Rpt)

Avon
I am the leader of the Scorpio

All
And we're his lucky crew.

Avon
My glare it is like ice
I don't like explaining twice
And I do not like the name, Chesku.

All
His glare it is like ice
Doesn't like explaining twice
And he doesn't the name, Chesku.

Avon
I'm fed up with all this leather
And space travel altogether
I need a holiday
She took all my trust for Granted
But now I'm disenchanted
Though I never would you all betray.

All
What, never?

Avon
No, never.

All
What, never?

Avon
Well now, hardly ever.

All
He never would us all betray?
So give three cheers and a cheerio
For the grim-faced leader of the Scorpio (Rpt)



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